Conspiracy

As the civilized world settles down in preparation for the annual fight between the forces of righteousness and the denizens of evil, it's important to remember what we're up against and why goodness must prevail. All credit must go to the Dead Schembechlers, a local punk band, for piecing together the horrors wrought upon us by that School Up North. After reading this, I am trusting you to do your duty to stop the Vast Wolverine Conspiracy. (Warning- this may be the most tame page on their website.)

Incidentally, a portion of the proceeds from the sales of Dead Schembechlers recordings, concerts, T-Shirts and whatever go to Bo Schembechler Heart of a Champion Fund for Cardiovascular Health at the University of Michigan. And for those who are curious Bo was aware of the Dead Schembechlers and supposedly thought it was funny.

Go Bucks! Beat the Blue!